Friday, May 24, 2013
I Love Kim Kardashian's Baby Shower Invitation
And now, just hear me out on a few things. Lord knows I wasn't easy on their holiday card, so you've got to give credit where credit's due.
1) You can't expect anyone born in the last 40 years to not be a sucker for a twirling ballerina jewelry box. Seriously, that thing is up there with the iPod when it comes to life-changing inventions.
2) Everybody's all oh yeah of COURSE they had to have a ballerina that looked like Kim. But guess what—she doesn't really look like Kim. She just has dark hair. And I'm pretty sure Kimye-bebe is gonna have dark hair too, so she should hang on to one of these invites—last time I checked, 90 percent of the jewelry boxes had yellow-haired dancers. (Of course, the last time I checked was around '91, so take that with a grain of salt.)
3) It plays "Hey Mama," one of my throwback Kanye faves. Guys, put aside all your emotions regarding Kardashians and Kanyes. You have to admit that's really, really cute.
And a little bit of this:
And that's just more stuff you can't argue with.
Am I crazy, or is this adorable?