Looks who hooked up now:Rihanna and Ashton

Britain's "The Sun" newspaper reported Monday that Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher have been seeing each other for eight weeks.

Clearly, American tabloids aren't being aggressive, obnoxious and pushy enough, if a British paper knows this first. As Americans, we should all be embarrassed.

The 24-year-old singer hit if off with the "Two and a Half Men" actor at a mutual friend's house party in Los Angeles in December. The singer is apparently so smitten with Kutcher that she asked about joining his Kabbalah group.

The pair have reportedly been meeting up for a series of late-night trysts after the singer returned to LA to record her latest album. She dropped in at his mansion around midnight Thursday and stayed for four hours before being taken away in a car.

That's right - she left in a car. Scandalous.

One source said: "The flirting began as soon as Rihanna and Ashton met and swapped numbers. That moved on to texts and arranging to meet. They snuck off to a Santa Monica hotel a few weeks ago."